A wee bit of humor.

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A wee bit of humor.

Post by Featherfinder » Sat Apr 11, 2020 8:37 am

A man is born just a head - no body, arms, legs....nothing but a head.
So, his friend takes him to the local pub where he has his first pint. Low-and-behold, his toes pop out!
He has a second pint and his arms pop out!!
He has a third pint and his legs pop out!!!
He is SO thrilled he runs out of the pub in jubilation...right into a passing truck! He is killed instantly.
The bar tender says to a patron, "He should have quit while he was A-HEAD."

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Post by shags » Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:02 am

There was a guy who walked home along the railroad tracks from the bar. One night he got wasted and tripped and fell on the tracks. An oncoming train hit him and whacked off his left ear, his left arm. and his left left leg. But someone called 911 and the EMTs came quickly. so the guy was all right.

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Post by cjhills » Sat Apr 11, 2020 10:31 am

Can we start taking showers yet or just keep washing our hands?
Just keep washing our hands.it makes it a lot easier to practice social distancing.....Cj

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Post by Meller » Sat Apr 11, 2020 12:45 pm

An elderly couple sitting in a church pew, the women leans over to her husband and says, I just let a silent one what should I do? the man replied put new battery's in your hearing aid.

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