A wee bit of humor.
Posted: Sat Apr 11, 2020 8:37 am
A man is born just a head - no body, arms, legs....nothing but a head.
So, his friend takes him to the local pub where he has his first pint. Low-and-behold, his toes pop out!
He has a second pint and his arms pop out!!
He has a third pint and his legs pop out!!!
He is SO thrilled he runs out of the pub in jubilation...right into a passing truck! He is killed instantly.
The bar tender says to a patron, "He should have quit while he was A-HEAD."
So, his friend takes him to the local pub where he has his first pint. Low-and-behold, his toes pop out!
He has a second pint and his arms pop out!!
He has a third pint and his legs pop out!!!
He is SO thrilled he runs out of the pub in jubilation...right into a passing truck! He is killed instantly.
The bar tender says to a patron, "He should have quit while he was A-HEAD."