Half wit terms we use
Half wit terms we use
Since humor wasn't appreciated on the other thread this one has been started. So, same format and idea as Scott's, but nothing serious. Have fun. There are a couple guidelines though.
1. Don't give me just a word, define it. Example: "kennel point"- when a dog stops to poop while hunting, trailing or testing.
2. Don't put other games, breeds, or people down. A little ribbing is fine, but don't be mean.
1. Don't give me just a word, define it. Example: "kennel point"- when a dog stops to poop while hunting, trailing or testing.
2. Don't put other games, breeds, or people down. A little ribbing is fine, but don't be mean.
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Hikeing the football.:: How Buster looks when taking a dump.
Ditch Pig: Brittany that hunts the ditches with enthusiasim and always lays in the mud for a drink.
Guinee Pig: Brittany.
Champion: Brittany.
On a tear: Running straight out no stopping it.
Mud sucker, timberdoodle: Wood cock.
Partridge: shooter takes from roads or trees no dogs.
Ruffed Grouse: Taking behind a dog or on a walking hunt on the wing.
Ditch Pig: Brittany that hunts the ditches with enthusiasim and always lays in the mud for a drink.
Guinee Pig: Brittany.
Champion: Brittany.
On a tear: Running straight out no stopping it.
Mud sucker, timberdoodle: Wood cock.
Partridge: shooter takes from roads or trees no dogs.
Ruffed Grouse: Taking behind a dog or on a walking hunt on the wing.
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Mexican Standoff - two dogs backing each other. Each thinking the other is pointing a bird.
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Bird doggin - has nothing to do with bird hunting. That guy in the bar that tries to steal your woman. Usually seen walking around with nose slightly in the air like he is working the scent cone.
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We usually call it reverse pointbrad27 wrote:Since humor wasn't appreciated on the other thread this one has been started. So, same format and idea as Scott's, but nothing serious. Have fun. There are a couple guidelines though.
1. Don't give me just a word, define it. Example: "kennel point"- when a dog stops to poop while hunting, trailing or testing.
2. Don't put other games, breeds, or people down. A little ribbing is fine, but don't be mean.
Re: Half wit terms we use
Lawn Sausage = Result of a Kennel Point in my yard
Sky Rat = A pigeon
Wooly Bear = German Wirehair
Red Dog = Vizla
Shag = Setter
Sky Rat = A pigeon
Wooly Bear = German Wirehair
Red Dog = Vizla
Shag = Setter
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Not to be confused with a Sky Carp = snow goosegspguy wrote: Sky Rat = A pigeon
Can't forget about a ditch parrot
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A sh*t hawk = a seagull
A spanner = a spaniel..... a "nutter" is a cocker spaniel. (often described as an utter nutter because it is totally insane)
A woozle = a pheasant (in one part of England , they are all a bit weird down there ! )
A wet fly (in fishing) = a maggot
A Soup Dragon = a wife
A choochter = a local yokel who lives out in the back of beyond, chews straws and does outlandish dances
Bill T.
A spanner = a spaniel..... a "nutter" is a cocker spaniel. (often described as an utter nutter because it is totally insane)
A woozle = a pheasant (in one part of England , they are all a bit weird down there ! )
A wet fly (in fishing) = a maggot
A Soup Dragon = a wife
A choochter = a local yokel who lives out in the back of beyond, chews straws and does outlandish dances
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Sounds like everyone I know in Prineville, plus myself.Trekmoor wrote:A choochter = a local yokel who lives out in the back of beyond, chews straws and does outlandish dances
Bill T.
"Wired/hung up" = Barbed wire encounter
"Covey" = 2 birds
"lunch time" = I'm not seeing sh#t for birds, you guys wanna grab a beer?
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Roof Rat, Roof Pheasant, Flying rat, = Pigeon
Gave the Paw.....Same as the fickle finger of fate
Gave the Tail...Same as the fickle finger of fate
Evil Twin- When the dog you bring out to trial or hunt looks like your dog but goes out and gives you both the paw and the tail
Gave the Paw.....Same as the fickle finger of fate
Gave the Tail...Same as the fickle finger of fate
Evil Twin- When the dog you bring out to trial or hunt looks like your dog but goes out and gives you both the paw and the tail
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Linden retrieve - when you shoot a bird for the puppy and he takes off with the bird, passing by not not close enough for you to grab it. You give Chase and realize your not fast enough. Feeling sorry for its owner, the puppy returns with the bird.
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Black Grouse= Crows
Out there in the out there= Where many grouse hunters would rather not hunt. Kind of like Trekmoor's living in the back of the beyond but this would be hunting in the back of the beyond.
Out there in the out there= Where many grouse hunters would rather not hunt. Kind of like Trekmoor's living in the back of the beyond but this would be hunting in the back of the beyond.
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Lavatory retriever-A dog that insists on drinking out of the toilet bowl.
Holstein pheasant- magpie
Utah eagle-gull
Holstein pheasant- magpie
Utah eagle-gull
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Pig - a dog that is slow of foot and long on snuffling
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Boot Polisher........ a dog that is hunting right in front of you
Heel licker ........a dog that handler or owner moves faster then the dog
Can't hold their licker....A dog that wants to lick everything
Fecal Artist...A dog that spreads their excrement into the cement
Recycler....a dog that thinks excrement is something to eat
Boat Dog....When you are happier the day you sell a dog then when you got it
Heel licker ........a dog that handler or owner moves faster then the dog
Can't hold their licker....A dog that wants to lick everything
Fecal Artist...A dog that spreads their excrement into the cement
Recycler....a dog that thinks excrement is something to eat
Boat Dog....When you are happier the day you sell a dog then when you got it
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Affectionately known as "Pointin' Gophers" here.brad27 wrote:Example: "kennel point"- when a dog stops to poop while hunting, trailing or testing.
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Land Mine - Fresh pile of poop in the field or yard.
Indian/Rebel - A dog that is on the wild side and hard to handle.
Indian/Rebel - A dog that is on the wild side and hard to handle.
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Okay, not a bad start, but we need more. Here's what I have so far.
Bird doggin - has nothing to do with bird hunting. That guy in the bar that tries to steal your woman. Usually seen walking around with nose slightly in the air like he is working the scent cone.
Black Grouse- Crows
Boat Dog- When you are happier the day you sell a dog then when you got it
Boot Polisher- a dog that is hunting right in front of you
Can't hold their licker- A dog that wants to lick everything
Choochter = a local yokel who lives out in the back of beyond, chews straws and does outlandish dances
Covey- 2 birds
Ditch parrot- A pheasant
Fecal Artist- A dog that spreads their excrement into the cement
Flying rat- Pigeon
Heel licker- a dog that handler or owner moves faster then the dog
Hiking the football- How a dog looks when taking a dump.
Holstein pheasant- magpie
Indian/Rebel - A dog that is on the wild side and hard to handle.
Kennel point- when a dog stops to poop while hunting, trailing or testing.
Land Mine - Fresh pile of poop in the field or yard.
Lavatory retriever- A dog that insists on drinking out of the toilet bowl.
Lawn Sausage- Result of a Kennel Point in my yard
Lunch time- I'm not seeing sh#t for birds, you guys wanna grab a beer?
Mexican Standoff - two dogs backing each other. Each thinking the other is pointing a bird.
Nutter- a cocker spaniel. (often described as an utter nutter because it is totally insane)
Out there in the out there- Where many grouse hunters would rather not hunt. Kind of like Trekmoor's living in the back of the beyond but this would be hunting in the back of the beyond.
Pig - a dog that is slow of foot and long on snuffling
Pointin' Gophers- when a dog stops to poop while hunting, trailing or testing.
Recycler- a dog that thinks excrement is something to eat
Red Dog- Vizsla
Roof Pheasant- pigeon
Roof Rat- pigeon
Sh*t hawk- a seagull
Shag- Setter
Sky Carp- Snow goose
Sky Rat- A pigeon
Soup Dragon- a wife
Spanner- a spaniel
Utah eagle- gull
Wet fly (in fishing)- a maggot
Wired/hung up- Barbed wire encounter
Wooly Bear- German Wirehair
Woozle- a pheasant (in one part of England , they are all a bit weird down there ! )
Bird doggin - has nothing to do with bird hunting. That guy in the bar that tries to steal your woman. Usually seen walking around with nose slightly in the air like he is working the scent cone.
Black Grouse- Crows
Boat Dog- When you are happier the day you sell a dog then when you got it
Boot Polisher- a dog that is hunting right in front of you
Can't hold their licker- A dog that wants to lick everything
Choochter = a local yokel who lives out in the back of beyond, chews straws and does outlandish dances
Covey- 2 birds
Ditch parrot- A pheasant
Fecal Artist- A dog that spreads their excrement into the cement
Flying rat- Pigeon
Heel licker- a dog that handler or owner moves faster then the dog
Hiking the football- How a dog looks when taking a dump.
Holstein pheasant- magpie
Indian/Rebel - A dog that is on the wild side and hard to handle.
Kennel point- when a dog stops to poop while hunting, trailing or testing.
Land Mine - Fresh pile of poop in the field or yard.
Lavatory retriever- A dog that insists on drinking out of the toilet bowl.
Lawn Sausage- Result of a Kennel Point in my yard
Lunch time- I'm not seeing sh#t for birds, you guys wanna grab a beer?
Mexican Standoff - two dogs backing each other. Each thinking the other is pointing a bird.
Nutter- a cocker spaniel. (often described as an utter nutter because it is totally insane)
Out there in the out there- Where many grouse hunters would rather not hunt. Kind of like Trekmoor's living in the back of the beyond but this would be hunting in the back of the beyond.
Pig - a dog that is slow of foot and long on snuffling
Pointin' Gophers- when a dog stops to poop while hunting, trailing or testing.
Recycler- a dog that thinks excrement is something to eat
Red Dog- Vizsla
Roof Pheasant- pigeon
Roof Rat- pigeon
Sh*t hawk- a seagull
Shag- Setter
Sky Carp- Snow goose
Sky Rat- A pigeon
Soup Dragon- a wife
Spanner- a spaniel
Utah eagle- gull
Wet fly (in fishing)- a maggot
Wired/hung up- Barbed wire encounter
Wooly Bear- German Wirehair
Woozle- a pheasant (in one part of England , they are all a bit weird down there ! )
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Some we use...
Mouse fences - the tangles in the grass you trip over while walking across the field
Swamp Collie - Golden Retriever
Herding field mice - taking an entire litter of puppies out at one time for a run in the field.
Hard shell quail - a pointed turtle
Mouse fences - the tangles in the grass you trip over while walking across the field
Swamp Collie - Golden Retriever
Herding field mice - taking an entire litter of puppies out at one time for a run in the field.
Hard shell quail - a pointed turtle
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Layed Up - A dog that has'nt been able to hunt or be worked (usually due to injury or unfortunate owner circumstances).
Cur - dog that won't hunt or quits hunting.
Cur - dog that won't hunt or quits hunting.
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Hamster....Brittany
Brush hog ...Brittany
Birdbunny...Brittany
Disapointer...Pointer
Upsetter...Setter
trainers knot..... an indicator that Dog ain't trained till the knot on the head is flattened out
Dropper...X bred dog
Poinsetta..Pointer setter cross
Shittany Shorthair Brittany cross
Bugly/Fugly a dog so ugly one needs a blind fold to feed it
Blinker..A dog that refuses to point a bird
Flagger a dog that flags on point
That dog couldn't hunt down a plate of meat even if it was starving
Brush hog ...Brittany
Birdbunny...Brittany
Disapointer...Pointer
Upsetter...Setter
trainers knot..... an indicator that Dog ain't trained till the knot on the head is flattened out
Dropper...X bred dog
Poinsetta..Pointer setter cross
Shittany Shorthair Brittany cross
Bugly/Fugly a dog so ugly one needs a blind fold to feed it
Blinker..A dog that refuses to point a bird
Flagger a dog that flags on point
That dog couldn't hunt down a plate of meat even if it was starving
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I call that dog dead.Ron R wrote: Cur - dog that won't hunt or quits hunting.
Omaha quail=Meadowlark
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Arkansas - Shooting a bird on the ground.
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Re: Half wit terms we use
I think there are a few of these terms that need to be on the original thread instead of the "Half wit" thread." JMO
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Nascar Dog - a show dog that only knows how to turn left in a circle.
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I was wishing it would have all stayed on one thread, but the powers that be said no. Anything that gets posted in this thread will be added, unless I deem it inappropriate. (only one term so far)birddogger wrote:I think there are a few of these terms that need to be on the original thread instead of the "Half wit" thread." JMO
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Herding field mice - taking an entire litter of puppies out at one time for a run in the field.
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Also goes for shooting a bird on the water.Ron R wrote:Arkansas - Shooting a bird on the ground.
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Just curious, but wich term?brad27 wrote: unless I deem it inappropriate. (only one term so far)
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White canadian goose=swan
Pig= Big bass or Big lingcod
Ditch parrot or chink = pheasant
Brown head = Hen mallard
Pinny= pintail
Waterhead= shovler
Bootaphobic= when a dog does really good and you dont have to kick it, he is bootaphobic that day.
First bid of the day= Dog taking a dump right out of the truck.
two by four trained= when your dog is so hard headed that it takes a two by four to train it.
"bleep" ghost= when you fart in your waders and fifteen minutes later it leaks out.
kamikazee= any bird that lands on someone after shot.
Pig= Big bass or Big lingcod
Ditch parrot or chink = pheasant
Brown head = Hen mallard
Pinny= pintail
Waterhead= shovler
Bootaphobic= when a dog does really good and you dont have to kick it, he is bootaphobic that day.
First bid of the day= Dog taking a dump right out of the truck.
two by four trained= when your dog is so hard headed that it takes a two by four to train it.
"bleep" ghost= when you fart in your waders and fifteen minutes later it leaks out.
kamikazee= any bird that lands on someone after shot.
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These are great!stlgsp wrote: Mouse fences - the tangles in the grass you trip over while walking across the field
Hard shell quail - a pointed turtle
Might also add :
Possum on the half shell = armadillo
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SCOTCH DOUBLE = knocking down two birds with one shot
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Making progress.
"Bleep" ghost- When you fart in your waders and fifteen minutes later it leaks out
Arkansas - Shooting a bird on the ground
Arkansas - Shooting a bird on the water
Bird doggin - has nothing to do with bird hunting. That guy in the bar that tries to steal your woman. Usually seen walking around with nose slightly in the air like he is working the scent cone.
Birdbunny- Brittany
Black Grouse- Crows
Blinker- A dog that refuses to point a bird
Boat Dog- When you are happier the day you sell a dog then when you got it
Boot Polisher- a dog that is hunting right in front of you
Bootaphobic- When a dog does really good and you dont have to kick it, he is bootaphobic that day
Brown head- Hen mallard
Brush hog- Brittany
Bugly/Fugly- A dog so ugly one needs a blind fold to feed it
Can't hold their licker- A dog that wants to lick everything
Champion- Brittany
Chink- Pheasant
Choochter = a local yokel who lives out in the back of beyond, chews straws and does outlandish dances
Covey- 2 birds
Cur - dog that won't hunt or quits hunting
Disapointer- Pointer
Ditch parrot- A pheasant
Ditch Pig- Brittany that hunts the ditches with enthusiasim and always lays in the mud for a drink
Dropper- X bred dog
Fecal Artist- A dog that spreads their excrement into the cement
First bid of the day- Dog taking a dump right out of the truck
Flagger- A dog that flags on point
Flying rat- Pigeon
Guinee Pig- Brittany
Hamster- Brittany
Hard shell quail – A pointed turtle
Heel licker- a dog that handler or owner moves faster then the dog
Herding field mice – Taking an entire litter of puppies out at one time for a run in the field
Hiking the football- How a dog looks when taking a dump.
Holstein pheasant- magpie
Indian/Rebel - A dog that is on the wild side and hard to handle.
Kamikazee- Any bird that lands on someone after shot
Kennel point- when a dog stops to poop while hunting, trailing or testing.
Land Mine - Fresh pile of poop in the field or yard.
Lavatory retriever- A dog that insists on drinking out of the toilet bowl.
Lawn Sausage- Result of a Kennel Point in my yard
Layed Up - A dog that has'nt been able to hunt or be worked (usually due to injury or unfortunate owner circumstances)
Lunch time- I'm not seeing sh#t for birds, you guys wanna grab a beer?
Mexican Standoff - two dogs backing each other. Each thinking the other is pointing a bird.
Mouse fences – The tangles in the grass you trip over while walking across the field
Mud sucker- Wood cock
Nascar Dog - a show dog that only knows how to turn left in a circle
Nutter- a cocker spaniel. (often described as an utter nutter because it is totally insane)
Omaha quail- Meadowlark
On a tear- Running straight out no stopping it
Out there in the out there- Where many grouse hunters would rather not hunt. Kind of like Trekmoor's living in the back of the beyond but this would be hunting in the back of the beyond.
Partridge- Shooter takes from roads or trees no dogs
Pig - a dog that is slow of foot and long on snuffling
Pig- Big bass or Big lingcod
Pinny- Pintail
Poinsetta- Pointer setter cross
Pointin' Gophers- when a dog stops to poop while hunting, trailing or testing.
Possum on the half shell- Armadillo
Recycler- a dog that thinks excrement is something to eat
Red Dog- Vizsla
Roof Pheasant- pigeon
Roof Rat- pigeon
Ruffed Grouse- Taking behind a dog or on a walking hunt on the wing
Scotch double- Knocking down two birds with one shot
Sh*t hawk- a seagull
Shag- Setter
Shittany- Shorthair Brittany cross
Sky Carp- Snow goose
Sky Rat- A pigeon
Soup Dragon- a wife
Spanner- a spaniel
Swamp Collie - Golden Retriever
Timberdoodle- Wood cock
Trainers knot- an indicator that Dog ain't trained till the knot on the head is flattened out
Two by four trained- When your dog is so hard headed that it takes a two by four to train it
Upsetter- Setter
Utah eagle- gull
Waterhead- Shovler
Wet fly (in fishing)- a maggot
White canadian goose- Swan
Wired/hung up- Barbed wire encounter
Wooly Bear- German Wirehair
Woozle- a pheasant (in one part of England , they are all a bit weird down there ! )
"Bleep" ghost- When you fart in your waders and fifteen minutes later it leaks out
Arkansas - Shooting a bird on the ground
Arkansas - Shooting a bird on the water
Bird doggin - has nothing to do with bird hunting. That guy in the bar that tries to steal your woman. Usually seen walking around with nose slightly in the air like he is working the scent cone.
Birdbunny- Brittany
Black Grouse- Crows
Blinker- A dog that refuses to point a bird
Boat Dog- When you are happier the day you sell a dog then when you got it
Boot Polisher- a dog that is hunting right in front of you
Bootaphobic- When a dog does really good and you dont have to kick it, he is bootaphobic that day
Brown head- Hen mallard
Brush hog- Brittany
Bugly/Fugly- A dog so ugly one needs a blind fold to feed it
Can't hold their licker- A dog that wants to lick everything
Champion- Brittany
Chink- Pheasant
Choochter = a local yokel who lives out in the back of beyond, chews straws and does outlandish dances
Covey- 2 birds
Cur - dog that won't hunt or quits hunting
Disapointer- Pointer
Ditch parrot- A pheasant
Ditch Pig- Brittany that hunts the ditches with enthusiasim and always lays in the mud for a drink
Dropper- X bred dog
Fecal Artist- A dog that spreads their excrement into the cement
First bid of the day- Dog taking a dump right out of the truck
Flagger- A dog that flags on point
Flying rat- Pigeon
Guinee Pig- Brittany
Hamster- Brittany
Hard shell quail – A pointed turtle
Heel licker- a dog that handler or owner moves faster then the dog
Herding field mice – Taking an entire litter of puppies out at one time for a run in the field
Hiking the football- How a dog looks when taking a dump.
Holstein pheasant- magpie
Indian/Rebel - A dog that is on the wild side and hard to handle.
Kamikazee- Any bird that lands on someone after shot
Kennel point- when a dog stops to poop while hunting, trailing or testing.
Land Mine - Fresh pile of poop in the field or yard.
Lavatory retriever- A dog that insists on drinking out of the toilet bowl.
Lawn Sausage- Result of a Kennel Point in my yard
Layed Up - A dog that has'nt been able to hunt or be worked (usually due to injury or unfortunate owner circumstances)
Lunch time- I'm not seeing sh#t for birds, you guys wanna grab a beer?
Mexican Standoff - two dogs backing each other. Each thinking the other is pointing a bird.
Mouse fences – The tangles in the grass you trip over while walking across the field
Mud sucker- Wood cock
Nascar Dog - a show dog that only knows how to turn left in a circle
Nutter- a cocker spaniel. (often described as an utter nutter because it is totally insane)
Omaha quail- Meadowlark
On a tear- Running straight out no stopping it
Out there in the out there- Where many grouse hunters would rather not hunt. Kind of like Trekmoor's living in the back of the beyond but this would be hunting in the back of the beyond.
Partridge- Shooter takes from roads or trees no dogs
Pig - a dog that is slow of foot and long on snuffling
Pig- Big bass or Big lingcod
Pinny- Pintail
Poinsetta- Pointer setter cross
Pointin' Gophers- when a dog stops to poop while hunting, trailing or testing.
Possum on the half shell- Armadillo
Recycler- a dog that thinks excrement is something to eat
Red Dog- Vizsla
Roof Pheasant- pigeon
Roof Rat- pigeon
Ruffed Grouse- Taking behind a dog or on a walking hunt on the wing
Scotch double- Knocking down two birds with one shot
Sh*t hawk- a seagull
Shag- Setter
Shittany- Shorthair Brittany cross
Sky Carp- Snow goose
Sky Rat- A pigeon
Soup Dragon- a wife
Spanner- a spaniel
Swamp Collie - Golden Retriever
Timberdoodle- Wood cock
Trainers knot- an indicator that Dog ain't trained till the knot on the head is flattened out
Two by four trained- When your dog is so hard headed that it takes a two by four to train it
Upsetter- Setter
Utah eagle- gull
Waterhead- Shovler
Wet fly (in fishing)- a maggot
White canadian goose- Swan
Wired/hung up- Barbed wire encounter
Wooly Bear- German Wirehair
Woozle- a pheasant (in one part of England , they are all a bit weird down there ! )