Do dogs believe in God?
Do dogs believe in God?
Seriously, they have to believe in something.....
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
Heck yes. Who else do they think delivers that zap to the neck when they just want to give a deer a little run for the money?
Re: Do dogs believe in God?
Yes, he's called the stomach god. All dogs believe in having their gut filled up!
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
I figure they must and most are Catholic from how many people talk about their dogs' confirmation.
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
LOL
Probably. God values animals.
Luke 12:6 “Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies? Yet not one of them is forgotten by God.”
http://johnb0127.hubpages.com/hub/Amazi ... d-and-Dogs
Probably. God values animals.
Luke 12:6 “Are not five sparrows sold for two pennies? Yet not one of them is forgotten by God.”
http://johnb0127.hubpages.com/hub/Amazi ... d-and-Dogs
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
Since all dogs go to heaven, they must!
Re: Do dogs believe in God?
One of Jack London's characters said, "To a dog we are the gods." That line, always makes me think of my responsibility to my dog.
Re: Do dogs believe in God?
I'm with you. Just last night Kona howled the bless us o lord prayer right before she ate dinner. It was funny I heard the boxer say amen upstairs.Cajun Casey wrote:I figure they must and most are Catholic from how many people talk about their dogs' confirmation.
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
I do not know if dogs believe in god, but I am pretty sure that god has faith in dogs.
I mean, if he didn't, why would he have put them on this earth for us as examples of faithfulness, dedication and of course, poop eating.
Hey...nobody's perfect.
RayG
I mean, if he didn't, why would he have put them on this earth for us as examples of faithfulness, dedication and of course, poop eating.
Hey...nobody's perfect.
RayG
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
This thread should be archived! Dumbest Thread yet.
Re: Do dogs believe in God?
Ralph I will pray about it, then get back to you.
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
An old man and his dog were walking down this dirt
road with fences on both sides, they came to a gate
in the fence and looked in, it was nice - grassy,
woody areas, just what a 'huntin' dog and man would
like, but, it had a sign saying 'no trespassing' so
they walked on.
They came to a beautiful gate with a person in white
robes standing there. "Welcome to Heaven"
he said. The old man was happy and started in with his
dog following him.
The gatekeeper stopped him. "Dogs aren't allowed,
I'm sorry but he can't come with you." "What
kind of Heaven won't allow dogs? If He can't come in,
then I will stay out with him. He's been my faithful
companion all his life, I can't desert him now.
" "Suit yourself, but I have to warn you,
the Devil's on this road and he'll try to sweet talk you
into his area, he'll promise you anything, but, the dog can't
go there either. If you won't leave the dog, you'll
spend Eternity on this road " So the old man and
dog went on.
They came to a rundown fence with a gap in it, no gate,
just a hole. Another old man was inside. "Scuse me Sir,
my dog and I are getting mighty tired, mind if we come in
and sit in the shade for awhile?" "Of course, there's
some cold water under that tree over there. Make yourselves
comfortable " "You're sure my dog can come in?
The man down the road said dogs weren't allowed
anywhere." "Would you come in if you had to leave
the dog?" " No sir, that's why I didn't go to
Heaven, he said the dog couldn't come in. We'll be spending
Eternity on this road, and a glass of cold water and some
shade would be mighty fine right about now. But, I won't
come in if my buddy here can't come too,
and that's final. "
The man smiled a big smile and said "Welcome to Heaven."
"You mean this is Heaven? Dogs ARE allowed? How come that
fellow down the road said they weren't?" "That was the
Devil and he gets all the people who are willing to give up a life
long companion for a comfortable place to stay.
They soon find out their mistake, but, then it's too late.
The dogs come here, the fickle people stay there.
GOD wouldn't allow dogs to be banned from Heaven. After all,
HE created them to be man's companions in life, why would he
separate them in death?"
Author Earl Hamner
The Twilight Zone
road with fences on both sides, they came to a gate
in the fence and looked in, it was nice - grassy,
woody areas, just what a 'huntin' dog and man would
like, but, it had a sign saying 'no trespassing' so
they walked on.
They came to a beautiful gate with a person in white
robes standing there. "Welcome to Heaven"
he said. The old man was happy and started in with his
dog following him.
The gatekeeper stopped him. "Dogs aren't allowed,
I'm sorry but he can't come with you." "What
kind of Heaven won't allow dogs? If He can't come in,
then I will stay out with him. He's been my faithful
companion all his life, I can't desert him now.
" "Suit yourself, but I have to warn you,
the Devil's on this road and he'll try to sweet talk you
into his area, he'll promise you anything, but, the dog can't
go there either. If you won't leave the dog, you'll
spend Eternity on this road " So the old man and
dog went on.
They came to a rundown fence with a gap in it, no gate,
just a hole. Another old man was inside. "Scuse me Sir,
my dog and I are getting mighty tired, mind if we come in
and sit in the shade for awhile?" "Of course, there's
some cold water under that tree over there. Make yourselves
comfortable " "You're sure my dog can come in?
The man down the road said dogs weren't allowed
anywhere." "Would you come in if you had to leave
the dog?" " No sir, that's why I didn't go to
Heaven, he said the dog couldn't come in. We'll be spending
Eternity on this road, and a glass of cold water and some
shade would be mighty fine right about now. But, I won't
come in if my buddy here can't come too,
and that's final. "
The man smiled a big smile and said "Welcome to Heaven."
"You mean this is Heaven? Dogs ARE allowed? How come that
fellow down the road said they weren't?" "That was the
Devil and he gets all the people who are willing to give up a life
long companion for a comfortable place to stay.
They soon find out their mistake, but, then it's too late.
The dogs come here, the fickle people stay there.
GOD wouldn't allow dogs to be banned from Heaven. After all,
HE created them to be man's companions in life, why would he
separate them in death?"
Author Earl Hamner
The Twilight Zone
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/4genview.php?id=1103
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/4genview.php?id=5210
"If there are no dogs in Heaven,
then when I die I want to go
where they went."
Will Rogers, 1897-1935
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/4genview.php?id=5210
"If there are no dogs in Heaven,
then when I die I want to go
where they went."
Will Rogers, 1897-1935
Re: Do dogs believe in God?
http://www-hsc.usc.edu/~cypert/"bleep"/inheaven.html
Entire page is devoted to this subject. Read on folks some good ones in there.
Entire page is devoted to this subject. Read on folks some good ones in there.
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/4genview.php?id=1103
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/4genview.php?id=5210
"If there are no dogs in Heaven,
then when I die I want to go
where they went."
Will Rogers, 1897-1935
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/4genview.php?id=5210
"If there are no dogs in Heaven,
then when I die I want to go
where they went."
Will Rogers, 1897-1935
Re: Do dogs believe in God?
Mine have a god . It s me .I am the giver of all good things.
They believe in Santa Claus to
They believe in Santa Claus to
Re: Do dogs believe in God?
Dogs and cats both believe in a 'God', though from very different angles.
A dog says "You pet me, you feed me, you shelter me, and you love me...you must be God."
A cat says "You pet me, you feed me, you shelter me, and you love me...I must be God."
(stolen from somewhere else long ago)
A dog says "You pet me, you feed me, you shelter me, and you love me...you must be God."
A cat says "You pet me, you feed me, you shelter me, and you love me...I must be God."
(stolen from somewhere else long ago)
Re: Do dogs believe in God?
Beautiful. thanks.markj wrote:An old man and his dog were walking down this dirt
road with fences on both sides, they came to a gate
in the fence and looked in, it was nice - grassy,
woody areas, just what a 'huntin' dog and man would
like, but, it had a sign saying 'no trespassing' so
they walked on.
They came to a beautiful gate with a person in white
robes standing there. "Welcome to Heaven"
he said. The old man was happy and started in with his
dog following him.
The gatekeeper stopped him. "Dogs aren't allowed,
I'm sorry but he can't come with you." "What
kind of Heaven won't allow dogs? If He can't come in,
then I will stay out with him. He's been my faithful
companion all his life, I can't desert him now.
" "Suit yourself, but I have to warn you,
the Devil's on this road and he'll try to sweet talk you
into his area, he'll promise you anything, but, the dog can't
go there either. If you won't leave the dog, you'll
spend Eternity on this road " So the old man and
dog went on.
They came to a rundown fence with a gap in it, no gate,
just a hole. Another old man was inside. "Scuse me Sir,
my dog and I are getting mighty tired, mind if we come in
and sit in the shade for awhile?" "Of course, there's
some cold water under that tree over there. Make yourselves
comfortable " "You're sure my dog can come in?
The man down the road said dogs weren't allowed
anywhere." "Would you come in if you had to leave
the dog?" " No sir, that's why I didn't go to
Heaven, he said the dog couldn't come in. We'll be spending
Eternity on this road, and a glass of cold water and some
shade would be mighty fine right about now. But, I won't
come in if my buddy here can't come too,
and that's final. "
The man smiled a big smile and said "Welcome to Heaven."
"You mean this is Heaven? Dogs ARE allowed? How come that
fellow down the road said they weren't?" "That was the
Devil and he gets all the people who are willing to give up a life
long companion for a comfortable place to stay.
They soon find out their mistake, but, then it's too late.
The dogs come here, the fickle people stay there.
GOD wouldn't allow dogs to be banned from Heaven. After all,
HE created them to be man's companions in life, why would he
separate them in death?"
Author Earl Hamner
The Twilight Zone
" We are more than our gender, skin color, class, sexuality or age; we are unlimited potential, and can not be defined by one label." quote A. Bartlett
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
I have seen that episode on the Twilight Zone more than once. One of my favorite episodes! Of course I do realize it is the Twilight Zone.
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
AzDoggin wrote:Heck yes. Who else do they think delivers that zap to the neck when they just want to give a deer a little run for the money?
We would all like to believe that, but I don't I don't think any of them do. Don't be too hard on me, it is just my belief.by BigTub » Mon Mar 19, 2012 10:12 pm
Since all dogs go to heaven, they must
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
Yes and his name is Rick: Don't strike me down its just a joke:
The best part of training is seeing the light come on in your little prot'eg'e.
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
Well I have been thinking about it and I should be the one to prove/disprove this question. My dogs will gather in the holiest of kennels tonight for a prayer service. Probably a few rosaries to start this experiment should be a good start. 8pm CST at my place if anyone else wants to help with this experiment. I will post my findings later.
I can prove this I will be forced to publish my findings on dogs and the correlation of morals and God. Maybe I could even lobby the vatican for a Poochie Pope position. Shouldnt be long to see the white smoke once I get the go ahead from the Vatican! :roll:
I can prove this I will be forced to publish my findings on dogs and the correlation of morals and God. Maybe I could even lobby the vatican for a Poochie Pope position. Shouldnt be long to see the white smoke once I get the go ahead from the Vatican! :roll:
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
Another view:
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right On top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was still.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the Voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right On top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was still.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the Voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/4genview.php?id=5210
"If there are no dogs in Heaven,
then when I die I want to go
where they went."
Will Rogers, 1897-1935
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/4genview.php?id=5210
"If there are no dogs in Heaven,
then when I die I want to go
where they went."
Will Rogers, 1897-1935
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
Love it!
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
Took the words right out of my mouth!prairiefirepointers wrote:Love it!
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
I tell my kids God gave us dogs as a reminder and the closest example here on earth as to what the fullness of Gods love is. Nothing else comes close to the love a dog shows us, except for Gods love of course!
Re: Do dogs believe in God?
If we serve God like our dogs serve us ??? well i'm just sayin
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Re: Do dogs believe in God?
My dogs are revolutionary, they believe they are evolutionary. Good thing they checked the dictionary before they joined the missionary.
Re: Do dogs believe in God?
markj wrote:Another view:
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up but saw that the bear was right On top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was still.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the Voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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I understand from my Pastor, that was a Baylor Bear!