New Rule

Post Reply
User avatar
Garrison
Rank: 5X Champion
Posts: 1213
Joined: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:29 pm
Location: Winchester CA

New Rule

Post by Garrison » Fri May 11, 2012 3:53 pm

Can I propose a new rule?

If you fit in one or many of the following categories,

Have a size 40 waist, eat fast food on a regular basis, drink beer daily, smoke a pack a day, can't see your feet over your belly, face gets red when you tie your shoes, your horse hates to see you pull your dog off the chain because he knows you are about to ride him, gravy is a staple in your diet or one of the many other things that make us the fattest nation in the world,

You are not allowed to argue about dog food ingredients or quality on this board! I will be the first to take the pledge!
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
- Mark Twain-

User avatar
Angus
Rank: Master Hunter
Posts: 293
Joined: Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:07 pm
Location: SC Pennsylvania

Re: New Rule

Post by Angus » Fri May 11, 2012 4:05 pm

HAHA. Only one I can fit into is the "Drink Beer Everyday". I may be or get fat, but my dog sure isn't. :P

User avatar
topher40
GDF Junkie
Posts: 2306
Joined: Sat Feb 11, 2006 3:09 pm
Location: NE Kansas

Re: New Rule

Post by topher40 » Fri May 11, 2012 4:14 pm

I love it, and may be guilty of one or two of those! :oops:
Chris E. Kroll
CEK Kennels
http://www.cekkennels.com
785-288-0461


Governments govern best when governments governs least


-Thomas Paine

User avatar
ACooper
GDF Premier Member!
Posts: 3397
Joined: Tue Nov 23, 2004 1:37 pm
Location: Sometimes I'm in Oklahoma

Re: New Rule

Post by ACooper » Fri May 11, 2012 6:18 pm

The rule should include no new posts about dog food until we can verify that you have read all the previous ones!! :D

User avatar
ezzy333
GDF Junkie
Posts: 16625
Joined: Fri Aug 20, 2004 3:14 pm
Location: Dixon IL

Re: New Rule

Post by ezzy333 » Fri May 11, 2012 6:22 pm

ACooper wrote:The rule should include no new posts about dog food until we can verify that you have read all the previous ones!! :D
Amen
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/4genview.php?id=144
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/4genview.php?id=207

It's not how many breaths you have taken but how many times it has been taken away!

Has anyone noticed common sense isn't very common anymore.

User avatar
Gertie
Rank: 5X Champion
Posts: 876
Joined: Thu Sep 01, 2011 5:12 pm
Location: Oregon

Re: New Rule

Post by Gertie » Fri May 11, 2012 7:27 pm

ACooper wrote:The rule should include no new posts about dog food until we can verify that you have read all the previous ones!! :D
+2 :lol:
'Dogs don't live long enough. Their only flaw really.' A.S. Turnbull
Image
'Gertie'

User avatar
TraditionsGSPs2010
Rank: Master Hunter
Posts: 239
Joined: Fri May 21, 2010 1:59 pm
Location: Warrenton, MO

Re: New Rule

Post by TraditionsGSPs2010 » Fri May 11, 2012 8:52 pm

Holy smokes! That is one of the funniest posts I have ever read!

Thanks!
David Hughes
Traditions Shorthairs

The Will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.

User avatar
jcbuttry8
Rank: 5X Champion
Posts: 801
Joined: Fri Mar 25, 2011 10:21 pm
Location: Bucks County, PA

Re: New Rule

Post by jcbuttry8 » Sat May 12, 2012 6:32 am

Does this still work if you don't own a horse but abuse the wranglers horse? I still don't understand the anger issues with gravy? Its unamerican. That's like saying Bacon is bad for you. The only way to mmake Bacon taste better is to wrap it in baconandsmother it with gravy. Sorry gotta go make breakfast
joe

User avatar
Vision
Rank: 2X Champion
Posts: 405
Joined: Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:01 pm
Location: rocky mountains

Re: New Rule

Post by Vision » Sun May 13, 2012 7:41 am

Garrison wrote:
the fattest nation in the world,

!

You know who is behind the obesity scare in the US right? PCRM, or CSPI which are both funded, and staffed by Animal RIghts Terrorists.

User avatar
Onk
Rank: 4X Champion
Posts: 693
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:26 pm
Location: Missouri

Re: New Rule

Post by Onk » Sun May 13, 2012 7:53 am

I laughed till it dawned on me I could be the subject of your post! :lol: That being said, what food do you think is best for the dog owners like me to lose weight, stay healthy and have a shiny head of hair? :D
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/genview.php?id=3600

"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." -George Bird Evans " Troubles with Bird Dogs"

User avatar
Garrison
Rank: 5X Champion
Posts: 1213
Joined: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:29 pm
Location: Winchester CA

Re: New Rule

Post by Garrison » Sun May 13, 2012 8:48 am

Vision wrote:
Garrison wrote:
the fattest nation in the world,

!

You know who is behind the obesity scare in the US right? PCRM, or CSPI which are both funded, and staffed by Animal RIghts Terrorists.

Obesity scare, I guess you have not stopped by Walmart in a while! :D Scary for sure!
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
- Mark Twain-

User avatar
Garrison
Rank: 5X Champion
Posts: 1213
Joined: Tue Sep 06, 2011 5:29 pm
Location: Winchester CA

Re: New Rule

Post by Garrison » Sun May 13, 2012 8:51 am

Onk wrote:I laughed till it dawned on me I could be the subject of your post! :lol: That being said, what food do you think is best for the dog owners like me to lose weight, stay healthy and have a shiny head of hair? :D
Do you want to spend $.50 or $.87 a day?
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
- Mark Twain-

User avatar
mcbosco
GDF Junkie
Posts: 3577
Joined: Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:22 pm
Location: Monmouth County NJ

Re: New Rule

Post by mcbosco » Sun May 13, 2012 8:59 am

Onk wrote:I laughed till it dawned on me I could be the subject of your post! :lol: That being said, what food do you think is best for the dog owners like me to lose weight, stay healthy and have a shiny head of hair? :D
Probably grain-free :lol:

User avatar
Onk
Rank: 4X Champion
Posts: 693
Joined: Sat Oct 30, 2010 7:26 pm
Location: Missouri

Re: New Rule

Post by Onk » Sun May 13, 2012 9:02 am

I think I can afford .87 cents a day! Why not you only live once!
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/genview.php?id=3600

"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." -George Bird Evans " Troubles with Bird Dogs"

User avatar
mcbosco
GDF Junkie
Posts: 3577
Joined: Wed Jun 10, 2009 6:22 pm
Location: Monmouth County NJ

Re: New Rule

Post by mcbosco » Sun May 13, 2012 9:25 am

Got you beat. $.80 per serving.

http://www.momsplans.com/2012/04/feed-a ... airy-free/

Funny you can eat something this good for less than what dog food costs.

User avatar
ultracarry
GDF Junkie
Posts: 2602
Joined: Mon Oct 04, 2010 12:30 pm
Location: Yucaipa, ca

Re: New Rule

Post by ultracarry » Sun May 13, 2012 9:53 am

It might taste good, but far from diet....

Post Reply