New Rule
New Rule
Can I propose a new rule?
If you fit in one or many of the following categories,
Have a size 40 waist, eat fast food on a regular basis, drink beer daily, smoke a pack a day, can't see your feet over your belly, face gets red when you tie your shoes, your horse hates to see you pull your dog off the chain because he knows you are about to ride him, gravy is a staple in your diet or one of the many other things that make us the fattest nation in the world,
You are not allowed to argue about dog food ingredients or quality on this board! I will be the first to take the pledge!
If you fit in one or many of the following categories,
Have a size 40 waist, eat fast food on a regular basis, drink beer daily, smoke a pack a day, can't see your feet over your belly, face gets red when you tie your shoes, your horse hates to see you pull your dog off the chain because he knows you are about to ride him, gravy is a staple in your diet or one of the many other things that make us the fattest nation in the world,
You are not allowed to argue about dog food ingredients or quality on this board! I will be the first to take the pledge!
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
- Mark Twain-
- Mark Twain-
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HAHA. Only one I can fit into is the "Drink Beer Everyday". I may be or get fat, but my dog sure isn't.
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I love it, and may be guilty of one or two of those!
Chris E. Kroll
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CEK Kennels
http://www.cekkennels.com
785-288-0461
Governments govern best when governments governs least
-Thomas Paine
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The rule should include no new posts about dog food until we can verify that you have read all the previous ones!!
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AmenACooper wrote:The rule should include no new posts about dog food until we can verify that you have read all the previous ones!!
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/4genview.php?id=144
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/4genview.php?id=207
It's not how many breaths you have taken but how many times it has been taken away!
Has anyone noticed common sense isn't very common anymore.
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/4genview.php?id=207
It's not how many breaths you have taken but how many times it has been taken away!
Has anyone noticed common sense isn't very common anymore.
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+2ACooper wrote:The rule should include no new posts about dog food until we can verify that you have read all the previous ones!!
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Holy smokes! That is one of the funniest posts I have ever read!
Thanks!
Thanks!
David Hughes
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The Will of God will never take you where the Grace of God will not protect you.
Re: New Rule
Does this still work if you don't own a horse but abuse the wranglers horse? I still don't understand the anger issues with gravy? Its unamerican. That's like saying Bacon is bad for you. The only way to mmake Bacon taste better is to wrap it in baconandsmother it with gravy. Sorry gotta go make breakfast
joe
joe
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Garrison wrote:
the fattest nation in the world,
!
You know who is behind the obesity scare in the US right? PCRM, or CSPI which are both funded, and staffed by Animal RIghts Terrorists.
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I laughed till it dawned on me I could be the subject of your post! That being said, what food do you think is best for the dog owners like me to lose weight, stay healthy and have a shiny head of hair?
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/genview.php?id=3600
"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." -George Bird Evans " Troubles with Bird Dogs"
"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." -George Bird Evans " Troubles with Bird Dogs"
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Vision wrote:Garrison wrote:
the fattest nation in the world,
!
You know who is behind the obesity scare in the US right? PCRM, or CSPI which are both funded, and staffed by Animal RIghts Terrorists.
Obesity scare, I guess you have not stopped by Walmart in a while! Scary for sure!
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
- Mark Twain-
- Mark Twain-
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Do you want to spend $.50 or $.87 a day?Onk wrote:I laughed till it dawned on me I could be the subject of your post! That being said, what food do you think is best for the dog owners like me to lose weight, stay healthy and have a shiny head of hair?
“Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.”
- Mark Twain-
- Mark Twain-
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Probably grain-freeOnk wrote:I laughed till it dawned on me I could be the subject of your post! That being said, what food do you think is best for the dog owners like me to lose weight, stay healthy and have a shiny head of hair?
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I think I can afford .87 cents a day! Why not you only live once!
http://www.perfectpedigrees.com/genview.php?id=3600
"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." -George Bird Evans " Troubles with Bird Dogs"
"I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better." -George Bird Evans " Troubles with Bird Dogs"
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Got you beat. $.80 per serving.
http://www.momsplans.com/2012/04/feed-a ... airy-free/
Funny you can eat something this good for less than what dog food costs.
http://www.momsplans.com/2012/04/feed-a ... airy-free/
Funny you can eat something this good for less than what dog food costs.
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It might taste good, but far from diet....