Tax Return !!!

[Ms. Cage]

Tax Return


I just received an audit on my tax return for 2014 back from the IRS. It puzzles me!

They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.

I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?"

I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants;

3 million crack heads;

42 million unemployed people on food stamps,

2 million people in over 243 prisons;

Half of Mexico;

and 535 persons in the U.S. House and Senate."

1 useless President.

Evidently, this was NOT an acceptable answer. In no uncertain terms I was sent a personal letter asking me to immediately re-submit or face severe penalties…


I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO the heck DID I MISS?

[Big bloc]

I like that. I do not see a problem

[NEhomer]

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO the heck DID I MISS?

I'm guessing a bird dog or two!

[ben33127]

That was a good laugh, thanks!

[Grange]

I KEEP ASKING MYSELF, WHO the heck DID I MISS?

You forgot some of the biggest welfare recipients such as BP, Exxon, ConAgra, Archer Daniels Midland, etc... Corporations are people too.

[codym]

But I cant claim my girlfriend who is my domestic partner, whom I'm putting through college, and whom I provide health insurance for? I'm a veteran and I love this country, but seriously what has happened to this country?

[DonF]

LOL! This has to go on facebook!

[nevermind]

Funny OP...but you missed the VP